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Post by Jedimom/Cor-Al Gelkar on Mar 6, 2005 12:40:55 GMT -5
You know those horrid scam Spam emails you get from the King of Nigeria or whatever it is, asking for your help in procuring all the money they have stashed in their non-existant bank account on the Isalnds somewhere? Well, I have found a Star Wasr versios of it. Despite they misspelled Alderaan, it is cute:
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Post by Jedimom/Cor-Al Gelkar on Mar 6, 2005 12:41:09 GMT -5
FROM PRINCESS LEIA ORGANA,
Detention Block AA-23 cell# 2187,
DEATH STAR
URGENT ASSISTANCE - STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
DEAR FRIEND
Good day to you.
Permit me to inform you of my desire for you to help me. Obviously, you might be surprised on receiving this mail due to we have not known before.
By brief introduction, I am HER ROYAL HIGHNESS PRINCESS LEIA ORGANA, a citizen of ALDERAN and the only daughter of SENATOR BAIL ORGANA.
My farther was killed by the evil GALACTIC EMPIRE when they destroyed my homeworld of ALDERAN.
My father was First Chairman and Viceroy of ALDERAN and had with him considerable wealth. Before his death he transferred the total Sum of $19,000,000.00 (NINETEEN MILLION REPUBLIC CREDITS) to a CORELLIAN security company.
Dear one, please I am honourably seeking your assistance to assist me in transferring this amount from the security company and transfer these credits into your accounts outside the outer rim and also stand as a guardian to me. At present I am being held against my will by the evil DARTH VADAR and am unable to secure the amount for myself.
In exchange for your esteemed help I will offer you 15% of the total Sum as compensation after the transfer (along with a used R2 unit).
Please, get back to me through the above email address to enable me inform you the requirement before the transfer of the credits into your account .
Further more, kindly furnish me with your following details.
{A}.YOUR FULL NAME.
{B}.YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS.
{C}.YOUR HOLOGRAPHIC COMMUNICATION NUMBER.
{D} YOUR IDENTIFICATION AND YOUR OCUPATION.
(E).YOUR AGE.
(F)YOUR MIDICHLORIAN COUNT.
Please treat this issue as confidential and contact me immediately with yahoo private e-mail address [ __________ ] for more information about this transaction.
Thanks for your kindness and may the Force be with you.
Best regards,
PRINCESS LEIA ORGANA
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Post by Leda EmBorr on Mar 8, 2005 0:24:03 GMT -5
LOL!!! They want your midichlorian count?!  Sorry... that's private  |
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Post by Shatir Lavan on Mar 8, 2005 11:28:37 GMT -5
DARTH VADAR!!! ROFLMAO!
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Post by Jedimom/Cor-Al Gelkar on Mar 8, 2005 19:12:00 GMT -5
I caught Alderaan but I missed Vader. It may have been on purpose though. Those e-mails are usually loaded with misspellings and horrible grammar. LOL
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