Stormtroopeer Pet Peeves

[Jedimom/Cor-Al Gelkar]

These are from BBSpot.com. Can we come up withany others?

Stormtrooper Pet Peeves

11. "Bathroom in a Bag" uniform attachment gets leaky sometimes.
10. Health plan doesn't cover "laser burn."
9. Annoying hum of tie fighters makes it hard to concentrate during battles.
8. Constant "helmet hair."
7. Tired of appearing on Tatooine's Funniest Home Videos.
6. Cloned family members always bugging you for job.
5. Only thing plastic "armor" stops is you from moving quickly.
4. They only show the dumb stuff we do in the movies, none of our great accomplishments or charity work.
3. Helmet not rated for impact with control room door.
2. Nobody ever asks you how you are.
1. Never seem to find the droids you're looking for.

[JediMistressDragon]

LOL I'll have to print these up for hubby.
JMD

[saiagoh]

oooooo.....talk about a too true for the troopers

[Jauhzmynn Enz]

Isn't thsi the truth? I know some troopers and they do have problems at times.

[Toba Qaf]

I though I'd make some up. Here they are:

1. You can shoot very well on the range, but your aim evaporates whenever those pesky rebels are around.

2. It's alot easier to sign up than quit.

3. Your armor doesn't protect you from being shot by a princess in a dress.

4. The death star is so big that you need a mouse droid to show you where you're going. Then a bunch of rebels run through shooting, you droid runs away, and you can't figure out where you are.

5. Taking orders from someone who can't breathe, walk, or dress without help gets on your nerves.

6. A bunch of teddy bears can kick your butt.