Post by Xana on Jun 25, 2003 22:07:21 GMT -5
I am a fan of both, but this is hysterical!
Why is Star Wars better than Star Trek?
- "Look sir, droids!"
- No time travellers picking up their own heads!
- No alternate universes!
- No transporters to save your butt at the last minute!
- Aliens have makeup somewhere besides their foreheads!
- Starship battles in three dimensions
- War, not neutral zones!
- No ultra-powerful aliens with one-letter names!
- I've never heard anyone in Star Wars brag about knowing a ship like the
back of his hand and then hit his head on an overhang.
- James Earl Jones' voice is not as irritating as Majel Barret's.
- Compared to Darth Vader, Q is just too melodramatic.
- Compared to Vader, Khan is just too high-strung.
- Star Wars isn't afraid to put the women in charge (ex. Leia, Mon Mothma,
Admiral Daala, etc.).
- In Star Wars, dead is dead. None of this Spock-Vulcan-resurrection
bull.
- In Star Trek, to fix something you need to know about Dilythium Crystals
and Anti-matter enducers and Isolinear Chips and yadda yadda yadda. In Star
Wars, the only thing you need to know is that THIS one goes here, THAT one
goes there!!
- Those Ewoks aren't as annoying as those darn tribbles, plus they make
better fighters too. The tribbles are only good for target practice.
- In Star Trek, the main reason that the Borg are such a big threat is that
they can adapt to laser fire, and block it. Yeah, right. Let's see how they
adapt to a ticked off Wookie ripping their arms off.
- George Lucas and John Williams.
- No holodecks for lame plot ideas
invented by actors!
- Leia in the harem girl outfit at Jabba's!
- Two words: Boba Fett.
- The guns are real English Sterling machine guns and German Mausers...not
dustbusters!
- The heck with the Prime Directive. Just blow the crud out of them if they tick you
off.
- Luke not only reads emotions but he can mess w/ their heads.
- Light sabers deflect phaser fire.
- Captain Solo could beat up Baldy.
- One hit from a Death Star can ruin your day. Think about it.
- Chewie kicks butt.
- Better intros. (Words scrolling up screen.
- The actors still get work
- How was that last Star Trek video game you played? Played Tie Fighter or
Dark Forces lately?
- Ten Forward doesn't have a cool band!(Heck--they couldn't even get
Max Rebo to play there!)
- I bet Grand Admrial Thrawn could have defeated the Borg at Wolf 359!
- ST's bald captain--covered in cyberenetics--was only the spokesmind for
the Borg. Lando's bald right-hand man, with just a cool walkman on his
head, had the entirety of Cloud City at his every command.
- "Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith" sounds cooler than "Captain Jean-Luc
Picard."
- Imperial and rebel uniforms actualy have POCKETS!
- The Federation has ships named Voyager, Reliant, and Enterprise...the
Empire has ships named Devistator, Avenger, and Executor!
- Star Trek robots can not use contractions and have trouble with emotions.
Star Wars robots can speak over 6 million forms of communication fluently
and whistle to themselves just because they can.
- Captain Picard only cried like a baby in a vinyard after turning evil and
being rescued. Anakin Skywalker kicked the Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy's
butt!
Why is Star Wars better than Star Trek?
- "Look sir, droids!"
- No time travellers picking up their own heads!
- No alternate universes!
- No transporters to save your butt at the last minute!
- Aliens have makeup somewhere besides their foreheads!
- Starship battles in three dimensions
- War, not neutral zones!
- No ultra-powerful aliens with one-letter names!
- I've never heard anyone in Star Wars brag about knowing a ship like the
back of his hand and then hit his head on an overhang.
- James Earl Jones' voice is not as irritating as Majel Barret's.
- Compared to Darth Vader, Q is just too melodramatic.
- Compared to Vader, Khan is just too high-strung.
- Star Wars isn't afraid to put the women in charge (ex. Leia, Mon Mothma,
Admiral Daala, etc.).
- In Star Wars, dead is dead. None of this Spock-Vulcan-resurrection
bull.
- In Star Trek, to fix something you need to know about Dilythium Crystals
and Anti-matter enducers and Isolinear Chips and yadda yadda yadda. In Star
Wars, the only thing you need to know is that THIS one goes here, THAT one
goes there!!
- Those Ewoks aren't as annoying as those darn tribbles, plus they make
better fighters too. The tribbles are only good for target practice.
- In Star Trek, the main reason that the Borg are such a big threat is that
they can adapt to laser fire, and block it. Yeah, right. Let's see how they
adapt to a ticked off Wookie ripping their arms off.
- George Lucas and John Williams.
- No holodecks for lame plot ideas
invented by actors!
- Leia in the harem girl outfit at Jabba's!
- Two words: Boba Fett.
- The guns are real English Sterling machine guns and German Mausers...not
dustbusters!
- The heck with the Prime Directive. Just blow the crud out of them if they tick you
off.
- Luke not only reads emotions but he can mess w/ their heads.
- Light sabers deflect phaser fire.
- Captain Solo could beat up Baldy.
- One hit from a Death Star can ruin your day. Think about it.
- Chewie kicks butt.
- Better intros. (Words scrolling up screen.
- The actors still get work
- How was that last Star Trek video game you played? Played Tie Fighter or
Dark Forces lately?
- Ten Forward doesn't have a cool band!(Heck--they couldn't even get
Max Rebo to play there!)
- I bet Grand Admrial Thrawn could have defeated the Borg at Wolf 359!
- ST's bald captain--covered in cyberenetics--was only the spokesmind for
the Borg. Lando's bald right-hand man, with just a cool walkman on his
head, had the entirety of Cloud City at his every command.
- "Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith" sounds cooler than "Captain Jean-Luc
Picard."
- Imperial and rebel uniforms actualy have POCKETS!
- The Federation has ships named Voyager, Reliant, and Enterprise...the
Empire has ships named Devistator, Avenger, and Executor!
- Star Trek robots can not use contractions and have trouble with emotions.
Star Wars robots can speak over 6 million forms of communication fluently
and whistle to themselves just because they can.
- Captain Picard only cried like a baby in a vinyard after turning evil and
being rescued. Anakin Skywalker kicked the Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy's
butt!
