Schph Gochi
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Post by Schph Gochi on Oct 10, 2002 4:57:19 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D lol
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Toba Qaf
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Post by Toba Qaf on Feb 20, 2003 10:28:13 GMT -5
Is LOL the answer?
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Eqin Ilis
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Post by Eqin Ilis on Feb 20, 2003 13:50:17 GMT -5
[glow=blue,3,0000]Because they can't scream under water? ;D[/glow]
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Post by Jade1 on Feb 21, 2003 11:24:23 GMT -5
OK OK what is abounty hunters fav thing for breakfast?
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Eqin Ilis
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Post by Eqin Ilis on Feb 21, 2003 12:56:56 GMT -5
[glow=blue,3,0000]I know, I know... Han and eggs!
::is confused:: Did I actually have the right answer to the last one?[/glow]
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Post by JediKai on Mar 3, 2003 21:52:53 GMT -5
These doesn't quite fit here, as they're not really jokes, but stories. I'll share anyway.....
I'm a clinical social worker and I just love this quote, but no one at work gets it.....I know you will. This was someone's sig line and I saved it cuz I just thought it was very funny:
So I told my shrink I hear voices in my head. He just looked at me and asked softly, "And what do you think these voices in your head are?" "My midichlorians," I say, grinning.
Hmmm... this fits very nicely with the inservice we had today on the DSM-IV TR and cultural differences.....if you're from another culture, certain statements will get you labeled as crazy ("thought disordered") in this one. So, if a Jedi told a psychiatrist s/he was listening to his midichlorians speaking to him/her, would s/he get diagnosed here as schizophrenic? Sorry, musing Off Topic here. Returning you to your regularly sheduled thread.....
From Xana's post on the Top Ten Hobbies by Darth Vader: "1) Checking Imperial Deli to see if they've named a sandwich after him yet"
Here's the little story I call "Vader for lunch" The local Star Wars Society provided the costumed people for the Charity Premier. Since I was there early and the 501st guys were off changing into armor, I went across the street to get lunch. The first sandwich offered on the deli's menu was the "Darth Vader". I SO wanted to have Darth Vader for lunch! But it was ham and turkey (is there a message there?) and I'm a vegetarian. So I passed.
Travels with Yoda: Because of my Star Wars obsession, my husband got me an anatomic Interactive Yoda. I took him with me on an out of town trip to visit a friend (who is also a fan). I packed him in my suitcase. However, when I bumped it going down the stairs, Yoda woke up and started to talk: “Dark in here, it is”, “Fun this is NOT”. It was uncanny how appropriate his remarks were to the situation. Husband made me unpack him and carry him as he was concerned that if he was packed too tightly his movable ears or mouth my break. So I seat belted him into the car…wouldn't’t want him to start yakking while we drove! We had trouble getting into our hotel room. I had been carrying him and I must have jostled him because Yoda started talking again: “Put me down, you will”, “Fun this is NOT”, and so on and on. Yak, Yak, Yak. The housekeeper helping us call the front desk, though, was trying to figure out who was talking. Then this Halloween I had him on the table in front of the candy. Again, he wouldn't shut up, except this time he was saying something I'd never heard him say before, and saying it over and over: "Hungry I am"
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Post by Nova Darklighter on Mar 7, 2003 22:58:36 GMT -5
I have that one as well, at times he won't shut off no matter what you do. The 1st one I got was really defective and was in the check room at work, nearly drove the house manager nuts! Everytime he walked by the thing was just babbling away, I returned him and got the replacement, but it's got it's moments as well, they are motion activated I think, sometimes the cat sets him going. The new one ( EPII version) is at least easier to turn off.
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Post by Jauhzmynn Enz on Mar 8, 2003 0:52:05 GMT -5
Oh Man, that's hilarious! Where did you get Yoda? I was trying to find R2D2 , now I need to find Yoda.LOL
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JediKai
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Post by JediKai on Mar 9, 2003 1:09:22 GMT -5
There was a Yoda out earlier this year that was sort of the "magice 8 ball" version that you asked yes/no questions.
Mine I got a couple years ago on sale at TRU. It is the "lightsaber training" Yoda.
Just got back from our local Star Wars club meeting (Called "Star Wars Anonymous"). Some one there had made WWYD stickers...."What would Yoda do?" with a drawing of Yoda's head.
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Post by Jade1 on Mar 9, 2003 4:54:27 GMT -5
OH Equin the awnser is GreedOs
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Toba Qaf
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Post by Toba Qaf on Mar 9, 2003 16:39:00 GMT -5
How many astromech droids does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it better not be very high up!
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Eqin Ilis
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Post by Eqin Ilis on Mar 17, 2003 10:50:32 GMT -5
OH Equin the awnser is GreedOs [glow=blue,3,0000]LOL I like it![/glow]
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JediKai
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Post by JediKai on Mar 18, 2003 0:21:34 GMT -5
I love lightbulb jokes.
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Toba Qaf
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Post by Toba Qaf on Apr 19, 2003 15:04:50 GMT -5
"Luke tell me what is troubling you." "The pizza guy is here....now. On this doorstep." "How do you know?" "I have smelt his presence."
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Post by Leda EmBorr on May 22, 2003 1:45:51 GMT -5
Ok, my 9 year old son made this one up.... Where do the Sith go shopping? ...at the darth mall
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