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Post by Xana on Sept 19, 2002 9:58:25 GMT -5
You've all read the SW Trilogy Drinking Game, right?
Well, my niece and I made up one for Ep I:
Take a drink whenever:
1. Jar Jar coments on his surroundings. 2. Someone disagrees with Qui-Gon. Twice if it's the Queen. 3. Anakin fortells a future event. 4. Obi-Wan looks annoyed. 5. Obi-Wan says "Yes Master." Twice if he says it after looking annoyed. 6. The Queen has a different outfit on. Twice if it looks like her head will fall off.
Hehe.........
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Post by Jade1 on Sept 19, 2002 19:50:40 GMT -5
;D That is good I like it!!!!
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Post by Eqin Ilis on Sept 20, 2002 12:56:13 GMT -5
Cool! Here's another bad pun: What do you get when you touch a frog from a galaxy far, far away?
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Post by Ryss Fal-Orran on Sept 20, 2002 19:04:45 GMT -5
Oh no. A "Star Wart".
*Twitches on the floor*
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Post by Eqin Ilis on Sept 20, 2002 19:15:37 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D I said it was a bad pun!
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Post by Xana on Sept 20, 2002 21:52:55 GMT -5
lol! Funny! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Jauhzmynn Enz on Sept 22, 2002 1:25:16 GMT -5
[glow=teal,2,300][shadow,,300] Thanks, here's some more Red Neck Jedi jokes. No I didn't get 'em off a website, I modfied them from somplace I'd seen them. Here's some more, Enjoy! You'er a Red NeckJedi if.... Your Speeder has more bondo on it then paint. Same speeder has Batha horns on the front and sports a blaster rank. You use your Light saber to pick your teeth. and to open your bottle of soda. You lost your hand in a Saber fight not b/c of the skill of the other figther, but cuz you stopped to spit. You use the Light Saber to chop wood or as a weed wacker. You see no grammer problems w/ Yoda's speech. You Use R2D2's electro zapper to start your BBQue pit. You can't descibe what Ewoktastes liek w/o using the word "Chicken". You've hidden your moonshine so well, that even the Ewoks can't find it. if they do you'd eat them. "Tastes like Chikhen. A peaceful meditation is one w/o gas. Can levitate yourself w/ the force from with in and it's not THE Force. You think Strome troppers are KKK guys with really cool sheets. You think the worst part about spending time on Dagobah is the "dadgum skeeters." Wookies are offended by your Body Oder. You have a stuffed womp rat over your fireplace. Don't ask HOW it got there. More jedi joke to come MTFBWY and please don't light a match. Jauhzmynn [/shadow][/glow]
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Post by Kerer_Wijer on Sept 22, 2002 10:14:38 GMT -5
lolol! Thos are so funny!
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Post by Jade1 on Sept 22, 2002 10:55:19 GMT -5
ROTFL
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Post by Xana on Sept 22, 2002 13:37:20 GMT -5
TOP TEN HOBBIES OF DARTH VADER
10) Making prank "heavy breathing" phone calls
9) Sneaking up behind Star Destroyer crew members, covering their eyes, and demanding "Guess who?"
8) Practicing throwing Palpatine doll down pits
7) Genealogy
6) Using the force to learn to juggle
5) Mortal Kombat 5436
4) Using mind-reading ability to win at Battleship
3) Late nights with a pain droid
2) Sending anonymous love-notes to Mon Mothma
1) Checking Imperial Deli to see if they've named a sandwich after him yet
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Post by Kerer_Wijer on Sept 22, 2002 13:50:55 GMT -5
ROTFLMAO
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Post by Eqin Ilis on Sept 23, 2002 11:51:01 GMT -5
ROTFL!!
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Post by Jade1 on Sept 23, 2002 16:51:49 GMT -5
ROTFL
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Post by Nova Darklighter on Sept 24, 2002 22:27:44 GMT -5
I like the #1 ans. Let's see that would be the dark pumperknickle w/black pudding
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Post by Jade1 on Oct 9, 2002 0:47:31 GMT -5
[glow=Purple,2,300][shadow=Purple,left,300]Ok OK WE NEED ANOTHER try not to like fall out of youre chairs ok
Why do Tie fighters scream in space??
OH ocme on guess a little!!![/shadow][/glow]
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