Post by Jade1 on Sept 23, 2002 23:44:13 GMT -5
Leias lesons
Be careful who you kiss -- you never know when they could turn out to be your brother.
Always wear lots of lip gloss.
Be prepared to save your own skin if two men are doing the rescuing.Chances are they'll cut off your only escape route and you'll have to jump into the nearest garbage chute (not good for your senatorial gown).
Do not discuss things in a committee.
Always have a new outfit for every occasion.
Sometimes we need a scoundrel in our lives.
Always be "charming to the last".
If you don't want to hold hands with a guy, tell him your hands are dirty.
Remember: You're a princess. You're brother is only a farmer.
Never say "I'd rather kiss a Wookie". You never know when one might be nearby.
You can out-shoot and out-maneuver any man you know in the Rebellion that you lead...but be sure to scream and run when you see a Mynock.
Never trust a guy who greets you with "Well, well, well. What have we here?"
Kissing your brother is a sure way to make another man jealous.
Invest in strong styling products for those demanding and complicated hairstyles.
Never say you hope you'll be there when the guy flying the ship screws up.
The size and style of your hair is directly proportional to your rank as royalty and your attitude. The larger and more exotic your hair is, the more attitude you have and the higher on the ranking as royalty. To be a queen you must have extraordinarily big hair. To be a princess you can settle for the danish on each ear look.
Note foul stenches, they usually indicate disaster.
Men are rarely in it just for the money, but maybe just for you.
When you're not sure whether you're going to kill someone or like them, chances are, you're in love.
Always have a metal Bikini on hand when visiting a slug.
When in doubt, Obi-Wan IS your only hope
It never hurts to know how to use a blaster, especially when being rescued by a wookie and a scruffy looking nerf-herder.
If you're mad at a scoundrel, call him scruffy-looking. It's a sure fire way to get a reaction.
Being "Daddy's Girl" is not always a good thing, especially when he's a member of the Dark Side.
White Nail Polish goes with every Royal Gown.
Be assertive ("I don't know who you are or where you came from but from now on, you'll do what I tell you to!")
Always keep food in one of your belt pouches. If you run into some cute teddy-bear like creature, it could save your life.
You take it back; you didn't REALLY want to be around when he made a mistake.
If a stormtrooper looks too short to be a stormtrooper, he probably isn't one.
Equal-rights for women disappeared right along with the Old Republic.
Always be stubborn and independent--unless your ship is surrounded by Mynoks. In this case, run to the nearest scoundrel.
Playing hard-to-get really works!
When you can't get to your transport, there's always the Falcon.
More lists to come soon! hope you enjoy them.
Be careful who you kiss -- you never know when they could turn out to be your brother.
Always wear lots of lip gloss.
Be prepared to save your own skin if two men are doing the rescuing.Chances are they'll cut off your only escape route and you'll have to jump into the nearest garbage chute (not good for your senatorial gown).
Do not discuss things in a committee.
Always have a new outfit for every occasion.
Sometimes we need a scoundrel in our lives.
Always be "charming to the last".
If you don't want to hold hands with a guy, tell him your hands are dirty.
Remember: You're a princess. You're brother is only a farmer.
Never say "I'd rather kiss a Wookie". You never know when one might be nearby.
You can out-shoot and out-maneuver any man you know in the Rebellion that you lead...but be sure to scream and run when you see a Mynock.
Never trust a guy who greets you with "Well, well, well. What have we here?"
Kissing your brother is a sure way to make another man jealous.
Invest in strong styling products for those demanding and complicated hairstyles.
Never say you hope you'll be there when the guy flying the ship screws up.
The size and style of your hair is directly proportional to your rank as royalty and your attitude. The larger and more exotic your hair is, the more attitude you have and the higher on the ranking as royalty. To be a queen you must have extraordinarily big hair. To be a princess you can settle for the danish on each ear look.
Note foul stenches, they usually indicate disaster.
Men are rarely in it just for the money, but maybe just for you.
When you're not sure whether you're going to kill someone or like them, chances are, you're in love.
Always have a metal Bikini on hand when visiting a slug.
When in doubt, Obi-Wan IS your only hope
It never hurts to know how to use a blaster, especially when being rescued by a wookie and a scruffy looking nerf-herder.
If you're mad at a scoundrel, call him scruffy-looking. It's a sure fire way to get a reaction.
Being "Daddy's Girl" is not always a good thing, especially when he's a member of the Dark Side.
White Nail Polish goes with every Royal Gown.
Be assertive ("I don't know who you are or where you came from but from now on, you'll do what I tell you to!")
Always keep food in one of your belt pouches. If you run into some cute teddy-bear like creature, it could save your life.
You take it back; you didn't REALLY want to be around when he made a mistake.
If a stormtrooper looks too short to be a stormtrooper, he probably isn't one.
Equal-rights for women disappeared right along with the Old Republic.
Always be stubborn and independent--unless your ship is surrounded by Mynoks. In this case, run to the nearest scoundrel.
Playing hard-to-get really works!
When you can't get to your transport, there's always the Falcon.
More lists to come soon! hope you enjoy them.