Post by TheMadSeamstress on Jan 19, 2005 22:56:47 GMT -5
I believe a few of you have seen the "Darth Vader" version of Mr. Potato head by now. If not, then this is the current link I have: www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,144827,00.html
Well, a friend on another list couldn't resist dealing with this, and gave me permission to post some of his thoughts on what the movie "Spud Wars" might have been like. This cries out for a fan film to be made, y'know.
I STRONGLY urge you NOT to have any beverages near your puter as you read this.
Thank you, Timothy Morgan.
- "If you strike me down, I will become a more powerful side-dish than you can ever imagine!"
- "Only a master of Evil Carbs, Darth."
- "Darth Tater. Only you could be so boiled."
- "A tremor in the Sauce. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old chef."
- "The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the Fritterer. Now, *I* am the Chef."
- "Don't be too proud of this gastronomical terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a palate is insignificant next to the power of the Sauce."
- "Join me on the golden-brown side, and we will rule the Universe as father and spud!"
- "The Sauce is strong with this one."
- "Governor Tator-Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Tater's pan. I recognized your foul cooking when I was brought on board. "
- "Any attack made by the Rebels against this fry-station would be a useless gesture, no matter what recipe they have obtained."
- "Would you prefer another plate, a military plate? Then name the restaurant! I grow tired of asking this so it'll be the last time: Where is the rebel kitchen?"
- "That's no snack. It's a Full Meal Deal."
- "The Sauce is what gives a Chef his power. It's a tasty liquid created by all living cooks. It fills us and satisfies us. It binds the meal together."
- "The Imperial Food Critics will no longer be of any concern to us. I have just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the council permanently. The last remnants of the Old Cooking School have been swept away."
- "It's your father's Spatula. This is the weapon of a Restaurateur. Not as clumsy or as random as a Spork, but an elegant kitchen tool for a more civilized age."
- "Mos Eisley Truck stop. You will never find a more wretched hive of beer-bellies and bad taste. We must be cautious."
- "Uh, uh, negative. We had a pot boil over here now. Give us a minute to lock it down. Large spill, very dangerous. "
- "Hokey menus and ancient cuisine are no match for a good Big Mac at your side, kid."
Timothy
Well, a friend on another list couldn't resist dealing with this, and gave me permission to post some of his thoughts on what the movie "Spud Wars" might have been like. This cries out for a fan film to be made, y'know.
I STRONGLY urge you NOT to have any beverages near your puter as you read this.
Thank you, Timothy Morgan.
Apologies for this up front. Too many late nights at work I guess:
Things to say to Darth Tater:
[/size]Things to say to Darth Tater:
- "If you strike me down, I will become a more powerful side-dish than you can ever imagine!"
- "Only a master of Evil Carbs, Darth."
- "Darth Tater. Only you could be so boiled."
Things Darth Tater Says:
[/size]- "A tremor in the Sauce. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old chef."
- "The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the Fritterer. Now, *I* am the Chef."
- "Don't be too proud of this gastronomical terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a palate is insignificant next to the power of the Sauce."
- "Join me on the golden-brown side, and we will rule the Universe as father and spud!"
- "The Sauce is strong with this one."
Others:
[/size]- "Governor Tator-Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Tater's pan. I recognized your foul cooking when I was brought on board. "
- "Any attack made by the Rebels against this fry-station would be a useless gesture, no matter what recipe they have obtained."
- "Would you prefer another plate, a military plate? Then name the restaurant! I grow tired of asking this so it'll be the last time: Where is the rebel kitchen?"
- "That's no snack. It's a Full Meal Deal."
- "The Sauce is what gives a Chef his power. It's a tasty liquid created by all living cooks. It fills us and satisfies us. It binds the meal together."
- "The Imperial Food Critics will no longer be of any concern to us. I have just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the council permanently. The last remnants of the Old Cooking School have been swept away."
- "It's your father's Spatula. This is the weapon of a Restaurateur. Not as clumsy or as random as a Spork, but an elegant kitchen tool for a more civilized age."
- "Mos Eisley Truck stop. You will never find a more wretched hive of beer-bellies and bad taste. We must be cautious."
- "Uh, uh, negative. We had a pot boil over here now. Give us a minute to lock it down. Large spill, very dangerous. "
- "Hokey menus and ancient cuisine are no match for a good Big Mac at your side, kid."
Timothy