Post by Crystiniana*sunrider on Jun 15, 2004 13:16:13 GMT -5
i thought id start off posting some of my old and more light hearted fan fictions, though this does contain jack sparrow (i know im sorry :
its about him tryed to fit in at the jedi temple....
Title: Blending in...
Author: me
Genre: Comedy ;D ;D ;D
Crystiniana lead jack to her quarters in the jedi temple. It was the first time he’d actually been on Corusaunt, let alone the temple.
“Crystal, luv…this place is scary…everyone keeps looking at me like I’m some kinda freak show…” he muttered.
“number one, my name is Crystiniana, not Crystal, never Crystal ever again, ok; and number two, its not everyday they see a bloody pirate like you here, that’s why you need to blend in” Jacks face turned pale,
“B...blend in? Crysta…tiniana, I don’t even wanna know what’s going on inside that crazy mind of your and trust me I know what your like and if you dare touch me hair your dead!” Crystiniana rolled her eyes and showed him into the quarters, sitting him down on a chair.
“Stay right there…” she ordered and went off somewhere; Jack put his feet up on a near-by table and cursed under his breath as she came back.
“What’s that?!” he shouted, pointing at the robes in her arms.
“Jedi robes!” she smiled putting them into his hands.
“NO! No...Crystal please…what have I ever done to you?!” he begged.
“Do you really want people staring at you every time you leave my quarters?!”
“Um…ok…but I have a really bad feeling that this isn’t all you are planning…”
Crystiniana’s eyes sparkled “you are going to fit right in!” she led him to the bathroom and sat him down.
“I really don’t like this crysti…NO not the bandana!” he cried as she took it off, “I look like a bloody idiot!”
“And a jedi…” she smiled and started to take out his braids.
“Do you know how long they took?!”
“Look, I promise ill put it all back as it was when you go back to the pearl!” she sighed taking the last of his dreadlocks out and reaching for the brush.
“No don’t…OW OW OW!”
“Sorry…”
“AH! YOU’RE KILLING MY HEAD! STOP IT! IM GONNA HAVE NO HAIR LEFT BY THE TIME YOU’RE FINISHED WITH IT!” Jack shouted in pain.
*a few hours later*
“My hair…my hair…my hair…” jack moaned hitting his head against the wall.
“Jack, its fine…I swear ok…now I just have to…”
“What? Do what! You are not touching it again!” he ordered as she started to tie it back…
“There...now…” she reached for the braids in his beard
“NO! DON’T YOU DARE!”
“Shh… peace is a virtue while in the temple…”
“You know your mouth is moving but all I hear is blah blah blah blah blah!” jack complained as crystal finally took out the braids in his beard
“Now…you seriously need to shave...” she handed him some stuff “and a wash, there’s a shower through there, ill be back in a minute and I expect to see you standing there with your robes on ok!”
“A…shower? No way… I can’t what…” she rolled her eyes and left.
Jack sat looking blankly at the mirror “Shower…I don’t need a shower…” he sighed standing up and walking over to it.
*a few minutes later*
Jack lay down on a sofa in the living room of crystals quarters, his face clean and shaven, his hair tied back from his face, wearing the dark jedi robes.
“Blending in…” he mumbled “I don’t see why they shouldn’t try to blend in with me…be so much easier…”
its about him tryed to fit in at the jedi temple....Title: Blending in...
Author: me
Genre: Comedy ;D ;D ;D
Crystiniana lead jack to her quarters in the jedi temple. It was the first time he’d actually been on Corusaunt, let alone the temple.
“Crystal, luv…this place is scary…everyone keeps looking at me like I’m some kinda freak show…” he muttered.
“number one, my name is Crystiniana, not Crystal, never Crystal ever again, ok; and number two, its not everyday they see a bloody pirate like you here, that’s why you need to blend in” Jacks face turned pale,
“B...blend in? Crysta…tiniana, I don’t even wanna know what’s going on inside that crazy mind of your and trust me I know what your like and if you dare touch me hair your dead!” Crystiniana rolled her eyes and showed him into the quarters, sitting him down on a chair.
“Stay right there…” she ordered and went off somewhere; Jack put his feet up on a near-by table and cursed under his breath as she came back.
“What’s that?!” he shouted, pointing at the robes in her arms.
“Jedi robes!” she smiled putting them into his hands.
“NO! No...Crystal please…what have I ever done to you?!” he begged.
“Do you really want people staring at you every time you leave my quarters?!”
“Um…ok…but I have a really bad feeling that this isn’t all you are planning…”
Crystiniana’s eyes sparkled “you are going to fit right in!” she led him to the bathroom and sat him down.
“I really don’t like this crysti…NO not the bandana!” he cried as she took it off, “I look like a bloody idiot!”
“And a jedi…” she smiled and started to take out his braids.
“Do you know how long they took?!”
“Look, I promise ill put it all back as it was when you go back to the pearl!” she sighed taking the last of his dreadlocks out and reaching for the brush.
“No don’t…OW OW OW!”
“Sorry…”
“AH! YOU’RE KILLING MY HEAD! STOP IT! IM GONNA HAVE NO HAIR LEFT BY THE TIME YOU’RE FINISHED WITH IT!” Jack shouted in pain.
*a few hours later*
“My hair…my hair…my hair…” jack moaned hitting his head against the wall.
“Jack, its fine…I swear ok…now I just have to…”
“What? Do what! You are not touching it again!” he ordered as she started to tie it back…
“There...now…” she reached for the braids in his beard
“NO! DON’T YOU DARE!”
“Shh… peace is a virtue while in the temple…”
“You know your mouth is moving but all I hear is blah blah blah blah blah!” jack complained as crystal finally took out the braids in his beard
“Now…you seriously need to shave...” she handed him some stuff “and a wash, there’s a shower through there, ill be back in a minute and I expect to see you standing there with your robes on ok!”
“A…shower? No way… I can’t what…” she rolled her eyes and left.
Jack sat looking blankly at the mirror “Shower…I don’t need a shower…” he sighed standing up and walking over to it.
*a few minutes later*
Jack lay down on a sofa in the living room of crystals quarters, his face clean and shaven, his hair tied back from his face, wearing the dark jedi robes.
“Blending in…” he mumbled “I don’t see why they shouldn’t try to blend in with me…be so much easier…”