Post by JediMistressDragon on Apr 11, 2007 12:03:26 GMT -5
How many fantasy characters does it take to change a light bulb?
Epic Fantasy Writer: How many you got?
Traditional Fantasy Writer: One. There can be only one Chosen One.
Quest Fantasy Writer: One, but he must form a party of adventurers to
retrieve the magic pliers first.
Romantic Fantasy Writer: Two, but they must do it while sharing a passionate
kiss
Erotic Fantasy Writer: Three, but they must do it naked while sharing a
passionate kiss
Horror Fantasy Writer: One, as long as it's a tentacle slivering from the
bottomless pit.
Urban fantasy writer: Three. A werewolf, a vampire, and a chic in leather
with a gun.
Literary Fantasy Writer: One, but it will take me four pages to describe it.
Slipstream Fantasy Writer: Is the light bulb an allegory for birth or death?
Sci-Fi Writer: Who uses light bulbs? Honestly...
