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Post by himiko sabbrawrra on Dec 4, 2006 2:32:54 GMT -5
Got this in an email.. I just had to share it..lol
The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in
New York City, where a woman may go to choose a
husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a
description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six
floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man
from a particular floor or you may choose to go up a
floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor
1 - These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have
jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men
have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks but feels compelled to keep
going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
drop-dead good looking, and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand
it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have
a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the
sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are
visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping
at the Husband Store.
A new Wives Store opened across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have
money.
The third through sixth floors have never been
visited.
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Post by Cara Drume on Dec 4, 2006 10:24:37 GMT -5
Okay...that's just WRONG!
I'll never get that desperate!
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Post by himiko sabbrawrra on Dec 4, 2006 19:35:30 GMT -5
I just thought it was funny...lol
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Post by Leda EmBorr on Dec 4, 2006 21:44:23 GMT -5
Eh... amusing, but kinda degrading
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Post by lazlototh on Dec 4, 2006 23:58:38 GMT -5
I'm sitting here on the 6th floor waiting - and wondering why no women have walked through the doors....
Ow. I think I just hurt my head it got so big
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Post by Kryy Jacobi on Dec 6, 2006 0:33:27 GMT -5
I told that joke to my husband and he just laughed! (It's OK, we've been married 23 years...)
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Post by himiko sabbrawrra on Dec 8, 2006 1:20:44 GMT -5
I just fo und it funny.. I havent had my husband read it yet...
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Post by J'aii-Gun Jiinn on Dec 8, 2006 23:05:44 GMT -5
:PI'm still looking :-/They probably come with too high a price tag and I don't won't to go in debt again  |
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Post by himiko sabbrawrra on Dec 10, 2006 1:06:55 GMT -5
Im married and Im still in debt... |
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Post by Xana on Dec 12, 2006 21:30:03 GMT -5
I'm sitting here on the 6th floor waiting - and wondering why no women have walked through the doors.... Ow. I think I just hurt my head it got so big lol! Now that was cute.  |
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Post by Solinbeb Newau on Dec 14, 2006 13:13:19 GMT -5
*Ponders that he's on the ground floor somewhere*
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Post by J'aii-Gun Jiinn on Dec 14, 2006 15:44:55 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D!CUTE
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Post by tailonkae on Dec 14, 2006 17:57:04 GMT -5
Im married and Im still in debt... marriage=does not equal getting out of debt...maybe getting into more debt lol |
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Post by Solinbeb Newau on Dec 15, 2006 8:57:03 GMT -5
Im married and Im still in debt... marriage=does not equal getting out of debt...maybe getting into more debt lol I don't think I had any debt until after I got married. The only thing I was paying on was rent and my car...which I fininshed paying off two months before we got married. |
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