TJA drinking song ??

[Starkindler (The Naked Jedi)]

OK.
This might be good or not.
Idea just came to me so I went with it......(obviously a bad pun using Old King Cole as a basis)
COmments welcome ;D
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Now Old Yoda-san was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he
He called for is saber in the middle of the night and he called for his Padawans three.

Jawa Jawa Juice said the Padawans,
Merry merry Jedi are we;
There is nowhere as can compare with the Jedi Assembly.

Now Old Yoda-san was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he
He called for is saber in the middle of the night and he called for his Apprentices three.

Master may the Force be with you said the Apprentice
Jawa Jawa Juice said the Padawans,
Merry merry Jedi are we;
There is nowhere as can compare with the Jedi Assembly

Now Old Yoda-san was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he
He called for is saber in the middle of the night and he called for his Jedi Knights three

Your eyes can deceive you said the Jedi Knight
Master may the Force be with you said the Apprentice
Jawa Jawa Juice said the Padawans,
Merry merry Jedi are we;
There is nowhere as can compare with the Jedi Assembly

Now Old Yoda-san was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he
He called for is saber in the middle of the night and he called for his Jedi Masters three

Charge that droid said the Jedi Master
Your eyes can deceive you said the Jedi Knight
Master may the Force be with you said the Apprentice
Jawa Jawa Juice said the Padawans,
Merry merry Jedi are we;
There is nowhere as can compare with the Jedi Assembly

Now Old Yoda-san was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he
He called for is saber in the middle of the night and he called for his Astromechs three

I do all the work said the Astromech
Charge that droid said the Jedi Master
Your eyes can deceive you said the Jedi Knight
Master may the Force be with you said the Apprentice
Jawa Jawa Juice said the Padawans,
Merry merry Jedi are we;
There is nowhere as can compare with the Jedi Assembly

Now Old Yoda-san was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he
He called for is saber in the middle of the night and he called for his Clones three.

When do I get my leave said the Clone
I do all the work said the Astromech
Charge that droid said the Jedi Master
Your eyes can deceive you said the Jedi Knight
Master may the Force be with you said the Apprentice
Jawa Jawa Juice said the Padawans,
Merry merry Jedi are we;
There is nowhere as can compare with the Jedi Assembly

Now Old Yoda-san was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he
He called for is saber in the middle of the night and he called for his Commanders three.

Where have you put my Boots said the Commander?
When do I get my leave said the Clone
I do all the work said the Astromech
Charge that droid said the Jedi Master
Your eyes can deceive you said the Jedi Knight
Master may the Force be with you said the Apprentice
Jawa Jawa Juice said the Padawans,
Merry merry Jedi are we;
There is nowhere as can compare with the Jedi Assembly

Now Old Yoda-san was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he
He called for is saber in the middle of the night and he called for his Generals three.

Blah, Blah, Blah said the General
Where have you put my Boots said the Commander?
When do I get my leave said the Clone
I do all the work said the Astromech
Charge that droid said the Jedi Master
Your eyes can deceive you said the Jedi Knight
Master may the Force be with you said the Apprentice
Jawa Jawa Juice said the Padawans,
Merry merry Jedi are we;
There is nowhere as can compare with the Jedi Assembly

Now Old Yoda-san was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he
He called for is saber in the middle of the night and he called for his CPOs three.

God save our gracious Queen said the 3PO
Blah, Blah, Blah said the General
Where have you put my Boots said the Commander?
When do I get my leave said the Clone
I do all the work said the Astromech
Charge that droid said the Jedi Master
Your eyes can deceive you said the Jedi Knight
Master may the Force be with you said the Apprentice
Jawa Jawa Juice said the Padawans,
Merry merry Jedi are we;
There is nowhere as can compare with the Jedi Assembly.

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[Cara Drume]

LOL that's pretty bad.

[Orion Knight-Star]

I always thought the song by weird al about the saga begins would be a good one.

[Starkindler (The Naked Jedi)]

Yeah, I have that one on my
MP3

[Solinbeb Newau]

Weird Al's isn't so much of a drinking song, though.

[Jan-Qui Coran]

I think this was cute.
I'm not fond at all of drinking songs because they get way too...............

I like the words on this

[Mon-Jas Charan]

Jedi Drinking Song
(Star Wars parody)
Listen
From: Brobdingnagian Fairy Tales
words and music John Ryan of the Dust Rhinos

I had one pint of beer, and one shot of scotch,
I had one bottle of wine, and bourbon on the rocks
I had one lassie on me right, another on the left,
I looked that puppet in the eye and said give me the test

A long time ago, in a pub far away,
I sat on a barstool, just drinking away,
I couldn't hold it down, I guess I had too much
I felt a tremor in the force and then I lost my lunch
I woke up in a desert land, feeling hot and sick,
I saw a bearded man, he looked like some kind of hick,
He slowly waved his hand, and my pain was gone
He said let's go see Yoda, and I'll teach you this song.

So we got on a starship, and flew off into space
He said his name was Obi-Wan and there is no time to waste,
I have to get you trained before it is too late,
He said drink this bottle of whisky, and don't give in to hate.
My training went on, and I'd drank most of the bar
We stopped for supplies on the nearest Death Star
I learned to control my fear, and hold my alcohol
Soon I was able to stand even when Obi-Wan would fall.

[Star Wars theme song]

I sat down beside him and looked him in the eye
He broke the silence, said you judge me by my size
Obi-Wan said careful, for Yoda is the best
I said ok shorty, bring on the test
Well I could tell you how it ended, I could tell you some lies Let's just say, on that night the force was on his side
I got all riled up, and they threw me in jail
I said I don't believe it, Yoda said that's why I failed

[J'aii-Gun Jiinn]

I like this one by Richard Cheese.I found on Youtube:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNiOMQZyMT8

[Granny-Wan]

knightstar said:

I always thought the song by weird al about the saga begins would be a good one.

Weird Al's "YODA" song!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ6hfXdxw5w A Live performance where he and his band are dressed as Jedi...

Yoda

I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S-O-D-A, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"
Y-O-D-A, Yoda, Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my YodaYo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before

But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"

Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
With my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

So I used the Force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
Well, I won't forget what Yoda said

He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide"
Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"
Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray

The long-term contract that I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
With my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

[Starkindler (The Naked Jedi)]

I rather like "Livin' La Vida Yoda" myself.