New Joke Thread

[Xana]

New Dog Breeds

The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:


Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up easy for transporting

Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up alot

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a
whistle

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, not a popular dog with CIA agents

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

[Leda EmBorr]

bump

need more giggles!

[kafaraqgatri]

a man decides he wants to be a monk and live a life of devotion.
So he goes to a monestary and says to the head monk " I want to be a monk"
the monk says "Ok But you have to take a vow of silence and every 10 years you can only say two words."
The Man agrees and begins his vow. 10 years passes and its his time to speak,He goes to the head monk and the head monk looks at him and he says.
"Bed Hard."

Another 10 years passes and it's his time again. He goes to the head monk , the head monk looks at him and he says.
"Food Cold."

Yet another 10 years passes and he has decided he's had enough he wants out. He goes to the Head monk,the Head monk looks at him and he says.
"I Quit."

Head monk says " Dosen't suprise me, you've been pregnant dogIN` ever since you got here!!"

[Cara Drume]

Hey, what happened to the filters?