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Post by Xana on Nov 6, 2004 21:50:38 GMT -5
New Dog Breeds The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:
Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up easy for transporting
Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up alot
Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, not a popular dog with CIA agents
Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
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Post by Leda EmBorr on Mar 8, 2007 1:24:34 GMT -5
bump
need more giggles!
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Post by kafaraqgatri on Mar 8, 2007 1:47:21 GMT -5
a man decides he wants to be a monk and live a life of devotion. So he goes to a monestary and says to the head monk " I want to be a monk" the monk says "Ok But you have to take a vow of silence and every 10 years you can only say two words." The Man agrees and begins his vow. 10 years passes and its his time to speak,He goes to the head monk and the head monk looks at him and he says. "Bed Hard."
Another 10 years passes and it's his time again. He goes to the head monk , the head monk looks at him and he says. "Food Cold."
Yet another 10 years passes and he has decided he's had enough he wants out. He goes to the Head monk,the Head monk looks at him and he says. "I Quit."
Head monk says " Dosen't suprise me, you've been pregnant dogIN` ever since you got here!!"
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Post by Cara Drume on Mar 8, 2007 9:47:10 GMT -5
Hey, what happened to the filters? 
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