You Know You're Addicted to SW When...

You can recite *all* the dialogue from the trilogy.

You wonder why the SW theme never makes it into those "clasical collections."


When trying unsuccessfully to snare that last Cheerio floating in your cereal bowl, you remarked, "the Force is strong with this one."

You have physically threatened anyone who referred to "Hans Solo" or "Dark Vader", confused Star Wars with Star Trek, or spellied Wookiee with only one "e."

You have held up an onion ring and said, "Look sir...droids!"

You've 'wielded' a flashlight and made humming sounds.

You wave your hand purposefully and 'use the force' to open and close automatic doors or elevator doors.

When accelerating your car to enter the freeway, you tell your passengers to strap in and prepare for light speed.

You quote Yoda to defend your political beliefs.

When leaving a restaurant, you can't resist signing Boba Fett or Darth Vader in the guestbook.

You went through a state of depression when Chewie died.

You listen for Obi-Wan while attempting to parallel park

Every time somebody sneezes, you say, "May the force be with you."

Someone tells you your car is old and beat-up, you reply "She'll do .5 past light speed..."

You refer to getting off the freeway as coming out of hyperspace.

You are POSITIVE you are force-sensitive and only lack the proper training.

Someone says they will try to do something you automatically respond "Do or do not. There is no try."

You nickname your car the Millennium Falcon.

You have a bad feeling about everything.

While partying with friends, you do your Darth Vader impression.

You believe John Williams is the best composer ever (which, of course, he is!),

While listening to the soundtrack without knowing the name of the song you are listening to, you know exactly what's happening while it's playing.

Instead of saving for college, you save up for Star Wars stuff you plan to buy.

You've kept the "good" action figures stored separately from the "bad" ones.

When you waited for a friend to catch up with you, you told him to hurry up or he'd be a permanent resident.

You've ever told your younger brother at the dinner table, "Use the fork, Luke."

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Star Wars.