Post by kafaraqgatri on Mar 8, 2007 1:47:21 GMT -5
a man decides he wants to be a monk and live a life of devotion.
So he goes to a monestary and says to the head monk " I want to be a monk"
the monk says "Ok But you have to take a vow of silence and every 10 years you can only say two words."
The Man agrees and begins his vow. 10 years passes and its his time to speak,He goes to the head monk and the head monk looks at him and he says.
"Bed Hard."
Another 10 years passes and it's his time again. He goes to the head monk , the head monk looks at him and he says.
"Food Cold."
Yet another 10 years passes and he has decided he's had enough he wants out. He goes to the Head monk,the Head monk looks at him and he says.
"I Quit."
Head monk says " Dosen't suprise me, you've been pregnant dogIN` ever since you got here!!"
So he goes to a monestary and says to the head monk " I want to be a monk"
the monk says "Ok But you have to take a vow of silence and every 10 years you can only say two words."
The Man agrees and begins his vow. 10 years passes and its his time to speak,He goes to the head monk and the head monk looks at him and he says.
"Bed Hard."
Another 10 years passes and it's his time again. He goes to the head monk , the head monk looks at him and he says.
"Food Cold."
Yet another 10 years passes and he has decided he's had enough he wants out. He goes to the Head monk,the Head monk looks at him and he says.
"I Quit."
Head monk says " Dosen't suprise me, you've been pregnant dogIN` ever since you got here!!"