Post by Toba Qaf on Jun 7, 2004 11:54:00 GMT -5
I have some jokes...
Two goldfish were in their tank. One said to the other, I'll man the guns, you drive.
What is the same about Kermit the frog and Alexander the great? Their middle name.
Three blondes were out walking in the New Hampshire woods. Along the way they tried to use their nature handbooks (with little success) to identify the plant life. Soon after misidentifying a wintergreen plant, they came accross some tracks on the ground. They knelt down and looked very carefully at them. The first blonde took out here Peterson's guide to animal tracks, flipped through it a bit, and declared that they were moose tracks. The second blonde wasn't sure that the first blonde was right, so she got out her Audobon nature guide, looked something up in the index, turned to a page, and said that they had to be white-tailed deer tracks. The third blonde was just saying that she was sure that they had it all wrong when the train hit them.
Two goldfish were in their tank. One said to the other, I'll man the guns, you drive.
What is the same about Kermit the frog and Alexander the great? Their middle name.
Three blondes were out walking in the New Hampshire woods. Along the way they tried to use their nature handbooks (with little success) to identify the plant life. Soon after misidentifying a wintergreen plant, they came accross some tracks on the ground. They knelt down and looked very carefully at them. The first blonde took out here Peterson's guide to animal tracks, flipped through it a bit, and declared that they were moose tracks. The second blonde wasn't sure that the first blonde was right, so she got out her Audobon nature guide, looked something up in the index, turned to a page, and said that they had to be white-tailed deer tracks. The third blonde was just saying that she was sure that they had it all wrong when the train hit them.