Post by JediMistressDragon on May 18, 2004 14:31:57 GMT -5
Got this cute Law of Physics as Applied to Cats to start us off-go ahead and make us laught, Jedi! 
JMD
Laws of Physics as Applied to Cats
1. Laws of Cat Magnetism: All Clothing attracts cat hair in direct proportion to the degree of color difference between the cat hair and the fabric color.
2. Law of Cat Inertia: A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest unless acted upon by some outside force such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.
3. Laws of Cat Sleeping: All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.
4. Laws of Cat Stretching: A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.
5. Law of Cat Elongation: A cat can make its body long enough to reach about any countertop which has anything remotely interesting on it.6. Law of Rug Configuration: No rug may remain in its naturally flat
state if a cat is present.
7.Law of Cat Disinterest: A cat’s interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
8. Law of Refrigerator Observation: If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.
9.Law of Electric Blanket Attraction: Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.
10. Law of Bag/Box Occupancy: All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.
11. Law of Pill Replacement: Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
12. Law of Furniture Replacement: A cat’s desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.
13. Law of Cat Probability (Cat’s Uncertainty Principle): It is not possible to predict where a cat actually is, only the probability of where it "might" be.
14. Law of Cat Invisibility: Cats think that if they can’t see you, then you can’t see them.
15. Law of Selective Listening: Although a cat can hear a can of tunabeing opened a mile away, she can’t hear a simple command three feetaway.
16. Law of Cat Obedience: As yet undiscovered.
JMD
Laws of Physics as Applied to Cats
1. Laws of Cat Magnetism: All Clothing attracts cat hair in direct proportion to the degree of color difference between the cat hair and the fabric color.
2. Law of Cat Inertia: A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest unless acted upon by some outside force such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.
3. Laws of Cat Sleeping: All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.
4. Laws of Cat Stretching: A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.
5. Law of Cat Elongation: A cat can make its body long enough to reach about any countertop which has anything remotely interesting on it.6. Law of Rug Configuration: No rug may remain in its naturally flat
state if a cat is present.
7.Law of Cat Disinterest: A cat’s interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
8. Law of Refrigerator Observation: If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.
9.Law of Electric Blanket Attraction: Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.
10. Law of Bag/Box Occupancy: All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.
11. Law of Pill Replacement: Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
12. Law of Furniture Replacement: A cat’s desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.
13. Law of Cat Probability (Cat’s Uncertainty Principle): It is not possible to predict where a cat actually is, only the probability of where it "might" be.
14. Law of Cat Invisibility: Cats think that if they can’t see you, then you can’t see them.
15. Law of Selective Listening: Although a cat can hear a can of tunabeing opened a mile away, she can’t hear a simple command three feetaway.
16. Law of Cat Obedience: As yet undiscovered.