Jace Scoda
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Post by Jace Scoda on Sept 23, 2002 15:22:18 GMT -5
when you stand in front of the mirror and pretend you have a lightsaber in your hand and then you make loud humming noises and then your mom is staring at you like what have done to my kid.LOL!
when you sing the starwars theme song in your shower!
you start to look like me.
you see things that look like good parts for your lightsaber.
you take it from here.
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Jace Scoda
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Post by Jace Scoda on Sept 23, 2002 16:41:53 GMT -5
also when you hold a blowdryer and start making blaster shot noises at the mirror yelling die you dorid scum!!!!! LOL!
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Post by Jade1 on Sept 23, 2002 16:47:45 GMT -5
You keep saying " I have a bad feeling about this." You adress youre spouse as general Solo LOL, or youre royal higness with a smaralic undertone. you start to were youre Jedi clothes on a regular basis cuz their more comfortable than all youre other stuff. Instead of asking for Advil you ask for a Bacta patch. I wish we really had it especially after a coed soccer match.LOL You name all youre pets chewie or yoda or wicket. You get you're children SW toys for their birthday and are the first one to rip it out of the package and play with it. You say," Roger that gold leader." You call youre spose ,"LORD VADER" when he makes you mad, or reffer to his behavior as Lord Vaderish.LOL You sudenly have no money in the bank account but really cool SW stuff. You hang youre favorite quotes around the house. You have decided that a Jedi tranning acadamey tatoo sounds appealing. These are just a few. LOL I'll think of more later!! You base youre next shoe purchase on the fact it will go better with youre Jedi robe. Youre Jedi coustume is in fact the most expensive piece of clothing you owen.
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Jace Scoda
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Post by Jace Scoda on Sept 23, 2002 17:02:28 GMT -5
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Eqin Ilis
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Post by Eqin Ilis on Sept 23, 2002 17:05:36 GMT -5
::still laughing from reading all that:: It means Rolling On The Floor Laughing, and that would drescribe me at the moment.
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Jace Scoda
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Post by Jace Scoda on Sept 23, 2002 17:08:09 GMT -5
oh ok !!!!!!!! what about ROTFLMAO or was ROTFLMOA?
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Eqin Ilis
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Post by Eqin Ilis on Sept 23, 2002 17:19:19 GMT -5
You instist on putting blue food coloring in your milk every morning. (Did you know they actually had a cereal that turns your milk blue?)
When your bf/gf says they love you you say, "I know."
When you're not getting your way you wave your hand in front of their face and say, "You will buy me the action figure."
When you make all the ringers on your cell phone Star Wars songs...
And then you assign your parents Darth Vader's theme song. (I wanted to do that...)
You drive a car that looks like a landspeeder... yeah, you know the one.
You keep slipping into Huttese around non-SW people.
You ask your parents if you can borrow some "credits". (Oops!)
You can actually curse in Huttese.
You can actually speak Shyriiwook. (Wookie-speak)
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Eqin Ilis
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Post by Eqin Ilis on Sept 23, 2002 17:24:54 GMT -5
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A$$ Off, the other one would be a typo. Personally, I prefer to use LMHO (Head instead of A$$).
Yeah, Xana, I know I'm not supposed to go around the filter like that. She asked...
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Post by Xana on Sept 23, 2002 18:16:31 GMT -5
...... when something goes wrong and you and the kids intinctively yell, "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!" ::winks at Eqin::
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Jace Scoda
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Post by Jace Scoda on Sept 23, 2002 20:12:35 GMT -5
haha thats to funny but then so people say that and then it's not funny....hehe.
you dress up like a jedi and battle evil sith lords (neiborhood bullies) LOL!!!!!!!
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Post by Jade1 on Sept 23, 2002 23:20:44 GMT -5
Ok guys here is more
At every stop on your carpool you sigh and say "Why do I get the feeling we've just picked up another pathetic life form?"
When your significant other comes to you for help with the bills you refuse saying "I will sign no treaty, Senator!"
You are angered when the President makes a decision without consulting the Jedi Council.
You disassemble all your appliances so they can't form a droid army and try to take over the planet.
You think human cloning is a great idea so you can have your own decoy
you are going to Italy on youre next vacation just to visit the lake were they filmed ep II
At youre weding you play the theam from the Award ceromony in SW instead of the traditionla song at the end of the ceromony.
You make up recipes that have the names of SW characters in them like Surprise insed R2'D2 fourtune cookies and dye them blue.
You have a Jedi inspired wedding and ask all youre friends to bring their lightsabbers so when you walk out of the church you can walk under a lightsaber arch.
You shop specificaly at places were they Have layaway so you can get all the action figures and ships you want.
Youre cookie jar is a SW figure
You try relentlessly to convince youre parents that a cloak is far better than a winter coat and you can wear it to school.
You take sci fi classes just so you can study SW.
When you have research papers in any subject they are all SW related somehow.
Ok Ok Ill stop now but I'm goin to start a new thred a spin off of this one kinda
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Jace Scoda
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Post by Jace Scoda on Sept 24, 2002 12:24:28 GMT -5
no no those are great keep um comming!!!! ;D ;D
you start taking to the charactars as if they were standing behind you.
you would like to force grab your lightsaber and slice off your sister's head every time she says "your watching starwars agin"!
you quote starwars every time you try to prove your point.
you start acting like you could do the jedi mind trick.
when ever you board an airplane you wonder what the hyperdrive is.
you think George Lucus is a genius!
when in a desert you avoid any thing resembling a deep pit.
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Post by Jade1 on Sept 24, 2002 18:17:30 GMT -5
So I started the Sw life lesson thread. Lots of looks no replies is it going over ok?
Anyway LOL You trully belive you can use the force to keep from getting kicked off AOL. You teach youre kid to repeate everything you say so in the play group you can psyc all teh other mothers out by telling them you have Jedi mind trick abilities.
Bet everyone is really startin to wonder about me. Just to let you know alot of this stuff is made up some of it isn't.LOL
You are obviously more excited to go to Toys R Us than youre child.
You start saying Sithspawn when you are mad.
You wish youre cell phone was more like a comlink.
you start saying things like Stellar and poohdoo.
You call people Bantha Foders.
When you ride a really big rollercoaster you pretend you are flying an X- wing fighter down the trench of the death star.
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Post by Xana on Sept 24, 2002 21:14:31 GMT -5
These are GREAT Jade! You are too funny!
Will have to remeber this one:
You have a Jedi inspired wedding and ask all your friends to bring their lightsabbers so when you walk out of the church you can walk under a lightsaber arch.
hehehe........
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Post by Nova Darklighter on Sept 24, 2002 22:14:38 GMT -5
Are Jedi supposed to have weddings? (ONLY KIDDING!)
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